Smut and Love

velociraptor-hands:

brittaniethekid:

festivaloffuckery:

honesttoblarg:

The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.

unphotogenic? these are my favorite pictures of any bird ever

Holy Jesus it makes a crazy sound.  The whole vid is cool but skip to the end if you want to hear it.

omg it ROARS?

This is like the bird version of me.

It’s like a muppet come to life

OK i have now become a bird reblogger.  I am sinking fast.

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We love em too ❤

exhibitionistatheart:

We love em ❤

coitusandcarnage:

Carol

Genesis, 1976

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getslutty:

Go for it, honey. (Nice jewelry)

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exhibitionistatheart:

Better than ok. The best ❤

Dear perverts. I am truly sorry.

Can’t help it. Funny cats and i reblog.

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Forever not cumming. Poor thing. 

tinybabeinthewood:

Rough conditions… Lovely!!

Oh yes Ms DC what a lovely idea.

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Dear perverts, perverettes and assorted friends.

Today Mr Burnhard are:

• Tired
• Grumpy
• Horny

Please be gentle with me.

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Happiness is a warm gun. Bang bang shoot shoot.

missjizz21:

Juelz Ventura

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Ms Lemon. I just for the record. I refuse you to refer to your behind as anything else but perfect. Even if Ms HDLH got a charming one. 

citrustree:

herdirtylittleheart:

Shoppin’ for summer dresses, but always on the look out for a good angle.  

I’m compensating for my mutant three-bun ass, with Heart’s perfect one.

Okay, okay, I actually took a two-bun ass picture this morning too.

How magnificently spankable!

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